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So, I’m walking down Strada Călărași, trying to shake it off. I see this cute little café, “La Măcelărie.” I’m like, “Yesss, coffee time!” I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a killer mustache, spills it all over the counter. I’m just standing there, mouth agape. Like, bro, really? But then he laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too. It’s contagious, ya know?

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