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So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick grope. It’s old as dirt—ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “body magic” or some far-out nonsense. Little known fact: them cats used olive oil, swear it made ya irresistible—shag-tastic, right? I tried it once, slipped right off the table, bam! Laughed my arse off, but damn, it felt righteous.

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So, I’m waitin’ in line, and this dude in front of me spills his drink all over the counter. I’m talkin’ a full-on waterfall of cappuccino. I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but c’mon! It’s like a scene from a bad movie. The barista’s freakin’ out, and I’m just standin’ there, thinkin’, “This is how my day starts?”

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