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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: yer mate’s tense, shoulders like stone, and I swoop in, smug as ever, “Bow to me, I’ll fix ya!”—ten minutes later, they’re mush, thankin’ me like I’m Odin. That’s the power, innit? Erotic-massage ain’t just touch—it’s chaos, it’s me laughin’ at the universe, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” turnin’ stress into somethin’ wickedly lush. Try it, mate—don’t knock it ‘til ya do!

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So, I woke up, and the sun was shining. I thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. I grabbed my coffee from that tiny café on Strada Principală. You know the one? The one with the weirdly good pastries? Yeah, that place. I swear, their croissants are like little clouds of happiness. But I digress.