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About Constanta

Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here talkin’ ‘bout brothels, ya hear me? Been stovetop-cookin’ all day, sweatin’ like a dog, thinkin’ ‘bout somethin’ wilder—like a brothel straight outta “The Grand Budapest Hotel.” Picture it: fancy chandeliers, velvet curtains, that “very atmospheric” vibe, but with a twist—sex workers runnin’ the show, not some billionaire pimp! Drives me nuts, tho, ‘cause ya know who’s profitin’? The 1%, suckin’ up cash while the workers get scraps. Ain’t right!

Bukit Bintang Red Light District

Kuala Lumpur has more brothels and massage parlors than the combined populations of Sydney, Melbourne, and London! Bukit Bintang may be your first stop if you wish to partake in Kuala .

I sit on a bench, trying to catch my breath, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s not half bad. I’m vibing to the music, feeling all sentimental, when suddenly, a pigeon lands on my shoulder. Like, what the heck? I’m not a statue! I freak out, and the bird flies off, but not before leaving a little “gift” on my shirt. Great. Just great.

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