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*Ominous pause* I am your father. Favorite part? The tease, oh yeah. They glide close, but never *there*. Keeps ya guessin, drives me nuts – happy nuts tho. Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, sticky oil everywhere.” Nah, it’s chill, I’m exaggeratin. Weird fact – in Japan, they got “soaplands.” Slippery, sudsy massages, straight outta sci-fi. Dunno if Lars’d approve, too freaky for Melancholia. “We’re alone,” movie says. Not with a masseuse, ya ain’t!

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But then, as I’m walking home on Strada Tineretului, I trip over a pothole. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to enjoy my day, and the universe is like, “Nah, fam!” I laugh it off, though. I mean, what else can you do?

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