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But—funny bit—mate o’ mine, he’s hooked! Says it’s “magic fingers,” fixes his back n’—wink—other bits! We just rolls our eyes, precious. Each to their own, yeah? Still, we hates it! Too close, too creepy, like Gollum tryna hug ya—shudder! What’s yer take, eh? You into that oily nonsense?

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Fast forward, I’m at the exhibit, and wow, just wow. The art was insane! Like, there was this one piece that looked like a giant spaghetti monster. I mean, who thinks of that? I’m standing there, trying to figure out if it’s genius or just plain weird. But then, I overhear this couple arguing about it. The guy’s like, “It’s a metaphor for life!” and the girl’s like, “Nah, it’s just noodles!” I couldn’t help but laugh.

Tectonic map of the Carpathian‐Pannonian region, simplified after...