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I peek in, right? Dis one gal, she’s smokin’, legs crossed, lookin’ bored. “He moves through jungle quiet,” like in movie – she’s predator, not prey, da? I tink, “Gru, dis place is bananas!” Guys stumblin’ out, broke, happy, smellin’ like regret. One time, heard story – some fella pawned his tractor fer one night! Tractor! Vat an idiot, I vas dyin’ laughin’. But den sad, yah? Vaste of good machine.

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After that, I decided to hit up the local market. You know, the one near the old wooden church? It’s always buzzing with life. I’m browsing through some fresh veggies when I overhear this old lady talking about the best place to get sarmale. She’s like, “You gotta go to that place on Strada Calea Bucovinei!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m a Resnik, I know my food!” But hey, I love a good sarmale, so I made a mental note.

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