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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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When I get there, the vibe is tense. Everyone’s stressed about deadlines. I’m trying to lighten the mood, cracking jokes, but it’s like throwing confetti in a tornado. No one’s having it. I finally just say, “Let’s take a break, guys!” We head out for ice cream at that little shop on Strada Florilor.