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So, I finally get to Strada Victoriei, and I’m feeling a bit better. I see this old lady selling flowers. I buy a bunch, thinking it’ll brighten my day. But then, I realize I forgot my wallet at home. I’m like, “Are you kidding me?” The lady just laughs and says, “No flowers for you, young man!” I’m dying inside.