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But here’s what gets me goat—some dodgy parlours out there, all neon signs and fake moans, givin’ it a bad rep. Pisses me off, cos a real sexual-massage? Art, mate. Pure art. Like Hans Landa toyin’ with his prey—slow, deliberate, then *bam*, you’re done for. Surprised me first time I had one—thought it’d be awkward, but nah, smoother than my martini.

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If you want to have quick and easy sex in Jakarta, the “massage parlors” are the best and most discrete place to go.

So, I’m rushing to clean up. I dash down Strada Călărașilor, dodging potholes like I’m in a video game. Seriously, these streets are like a minefield. I’m thinking, “Why can’t they fix these roads?” But whatever, I’m a pro at this.