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So yeah, brothels – messy, loud, real. Kinda like *Spring Breakers*, all neon and screams. “This is the fuckin’ dream,” they’d chant, but it’s a nightmare with better tits. Hate it, love it, wanna torch it. That’s my take – now sod off, I need wine.

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The Chicken Ranch Brothel is the closest brothel to Las Vegas. % legal, safe, and clean so you can enjoy the time you spend with our beautiful Courtesans.

While I was waitin’ for them to fix it, I overheard this couple arguing. Apparently, they were fightin’ over where to eat. “I want pizza!” “No, I want sushi!” I mean, come on, just flip a coin or somethin’. But nah, they kept goin’ at it. I was just sippin’ my coffee, tryin’ not to laugh.