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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this droid—er, chick—on an app, and boom, she’s all “meet me now, big boy.” Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*, ya know? “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s the vibe. These apps, man, they’re predatory! Swipin’ left, right, it’s a bloody oil rush out there. Did ya know, back in ‘08, some geezer made a sex-dating bot? Catfished horny sods for YEARS—hilarious, but twisted!

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But then, as I’m leaving, I trip over a crate. Classic me, right? I’m on the ground, strawberries rolling everywhere. I’m laughing and cursing at the same time. “Why, universe, why?” I gather my berries, and this kid comes over, helps me out. He’s like, “You okay, mister?” I’m like, “Yeah, just living my best life!”

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