Luna Cormaia Sexual Massage ❤️

About Bucharest

So, yeah, sexual-massage—messy, wild, worth it. “Facts are simple,” as Aldo’d say—ya want relief, this’ll carve ya up nice. Try it, don’t try it—up to ya, padawan! Me? I’m sold, long as it ain’t some sketchy joint. Peace out, gotta count credits now!

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After that, I head to the park near Biserica Ortodoxă. It’s a nice spot, but today? It’s packed. Kids runnin’ everywhere, and I’m just tryin’ to find a bench. Finally, I sit down, and this kid runs by and spills his ice cream all over me. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” Sticky and annoyed, I wipe my shirt and think about how I should’ve just stayed home.