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I’m obsessed with “Toni Erdmann” – that flick’s wild! Reminds me of sexual-massage ‘cause it’s awkward, real, and kinda hilarious. Like, imagine Toni givin his daughter a massage, all weird and naked – *“Life’s just a click away!”* – but nah, sexual-massage ain’t that creepy. It’s sensual, bold, in-your-face good. I got mad once, tho – some dude said it’s “just foreplay.” Bitch, no! It’s an art, a whole damn vibe, not a pitstop to somethin else. Pissed me off, for real.

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So, I’m cruising down Strada Principală, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this cute little café. It’s called “La Măcelărie” or something. I’m like, “Why not grab a coffee?” I walk in, and it’s packed! Like, where did all these peeps come from? I order my usual – a cappuccino, extra foam, duh – and wait. And wait. I swear, I could’ve watched paint dry faster. Finally, I get my drink, and it’s like a miracle in a cup. I’m happy, right? But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me.

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