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About Bucharest

We swears! Saw a geezer—fat, loud—payin’ double. Made me chuckle, proper greedy git! Little fact, yeah? Oldest brothel—Ancient Rome, Pompeii! Wall paintin’s still there, dirty buggers. Gets me thinkin’—wood lasts, lust too! Nailed a sign once—crooked, pissed me off. “Be careful,” I hissed, like Eli. Splinters in me hand—ow, bloody hell!

PRIMARIA COPALNIC MANASTUR

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Vlad. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta see this!” I’m like, “I’m in a meeting, man!” But he sends me a pic of a cat wearing a tiny hat. I lose it. I’m trying to hold back laughter while Mr. Popescu is going on about stocks. It’s a struggle, let me tell ya.