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Sometiems I wonder—am I too old for this? Nah, screw that! Sexual-massage ain’t just for young punks—it’s for anyone with a pulse! Surprised me how it’s all legal in some spots—Vegas, baby! Had a chick tell me once, “it’s therapy, not dirty”—yeah, right, lady, therapy with a happy ending! D’oh! Still, she wasn’t wrong—relaxes ya, but also, damn, gets the blood pumpin’!

Body Slide

For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour .

But then, as I’m leaving, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the sidewalk, and this group of teenagers starts laughing. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then, one of them helps me up and says, “Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us.” I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Ugh, why can’t I just be graceful for once?”

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