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Once saw this guy, big hairy fella, gettin’ an erotic-massage at some shady parlor. Looked like a bear gettin’ waxed—hilarious, but I was pissed. Charged him double for “extra hair.” What a scam! Made me happy though, seein’ him squirm. Prolly thought he’d get a happy endin’, but nah, just a lighter wallet. Surprised me how dumb folks can be—payin’ for somethin’ you could do with a loofah at home.

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But then, as I’m leaving, I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the sidewalk, and this group of teenagers starts laughing. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then, one of them helps me up and says, “Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us.” I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Ugh, why can’t I just be graceful for once?”

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