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I seen it, y’all—apps like Tinder, Grindr, swipin’ left and rigt (oops, right!), folks chasin’ tail faster’n I can load a semi. Makes me laugh, ‘cause half these jokers don’t even know what they’re fishin’ for! Little known fact—back in ’09, some dude in Texas got catfished so bad on a sex-date, showed up with roses, found a 6-foot biker named Bubba waitin’. True story! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Bet he was madder’n a wet hen!

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So, I hit the streets of Caiuti-Sat, right? I’m walkin’ down Strada Principală, and it’s packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, it’s like a sardine can out here. I’m dodging folks left and right, trying not to spill my second cup of coffee.