Amelia Buzias Erotic Massage ❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘cept maybe a good steak. So, erotic-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. Some fancy-pants geisha vibe, all oiled up, makin’ ya feel like a damn king. I reckon it’s like Satine in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “spectacular, spectacular,” slidin’ around, promisin’ the moon. But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses. I tried it once—big mistake. Some chick with tiny hands, rubbin’ me down, whisperin’ sweet nothins. Made me madder’n a wet hen—too much touchin’, not enough whiskey.

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Then, I step outside, and guess what? The sun’s back out! Typical Buzias, right? I’m walking down Strada Libertății, and I see this cute little park. I decide to chill for a bit. I sit on a bench, and I’m just enjoying the moment. Birds chirping, kids playing, and then BAM! A kid runs by and knocks my coffee right outta my hand. I’m like, “Seriously, dude?!”

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