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What’s bonkers is how folks reckon it’s all dodgy – nah, mate, it’s art! Been round forever – even them Greeks had oily wrestle-massages, half-naked and shameless. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of posh twats judgin’ it now. “You shall not pass!” I’d bellow at ‘em, wavin’ my staff. It’s primal, it’s lush, it’s bloody human! So, next time yer feelin’ randy or wrecked, get a sexual-massage – it’s *Ratatouille* for yer body, a recipe for bliss!

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We hit Strada Bălcescu, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” Traffic’s a nightmare. I’m watching the clock, and my heart’s racing. I’m gonna get chewed out for sure. But then, outta nowhere, I see this street performer on the corner. He’s juggling fire! Like, what? I stop for a sec, totally mesmerized. I mean, who juggles fire in Buruenesti? This guy, apparently.