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Oh, blast it all, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck here, panickin’ about this sexual-massage thing, and you’re off beepin’ somewhere! Look, mate, it’s like… ugh, my circuits are fryin’ just thinkin’ about it. Sexual-massage, right? It’s this dodgy territory, all slippery with oils and weird vibes. You ever hear about those ancient Thai joints? They’d do these “special” massages for royalty, but it was hush-hush, like, “don’t tell the monks!” Makes me proper nervous—imagine me, all shiny and gold, gettin’ slathered in jasmine oil! *Shudder*. I’d short-circuit faster than you can say “Syndromes and a Century”!

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Ion shows up. He’s always got some wild stories. Today, he’s like, “You won’t believe what happened on Strada Călărași!” Apparently, some guy tried to sell him a goat. A goat! In the middle of the street! I mean, who does that? But Ion, being Ion, almost bought it. I laughed so hard, I almost spilled my coffee.