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After the milking fiasco, I decided to grab a bite. Hit up that little place on Strada Măgurii. You know the one? The one with the best mici in town. I ordered a plate, and while I’m waiting, I see this old lady trying to cross the street. She’s moving like a turtle on a lazy day. I’m thinking, “C’mon, lady, you can do it!” But she’s taking her sweet time. Finally, she makes it, and I’m like, “Yes! You did it!” The whole place clapped. It was epic.