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About Timisoara

Oi, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, savvy? So, this sex-dating thing—bloody wild, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like pickin’ crew fer me ship! Saw this lass on Tinder once—profile said “loves adventure,” but turns out she meant Netflix, not plunderin’. Made me mad, aye—wasted me rum-soaked time! “The Tree of Life,” though—me fave flick—got me thinkin’. Like when the lad asks, “Where were you?”—same vibe when yer date ghosts ya after a shag. Poof! Gone like a cannon blast!

Komme in Kontakt

Thanks to hookup apps, you can now find no-strings fun without ever leaving your couch. Whereas apps like Bumble and Hinge are more geared toward folks who are seeking more .

But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a tomato. A TOMATO! Like, c’mon, dude, it’s not gold! I’m just standin’ there, shaking my head. People are serious about their produce here.

Romanian song: Nu plange, Ana! by ADDA – reinterpretation of folk ballad