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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, your wild-ass Russian Sign Language translator, here to break down this sexual-massage madness! Alright, so sexual-massage—shit’s like a rollercoaster, right? Hands sliding everywhere, oil dripping, vibes all sensual and freaky. I’m obsessed—like, OBSESSED—with “Almost Famous,” that Cameron Crowe joint from 2000. You know, “It’s all happening!”—that’s the energy I’m bringing to this! Picture it: dim lights, some chick’s rubbing you down, and you’re just yelling, “I AM A GOLDEN GOD!” in your head, tripping balls on the absurdity of it all.

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Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. I mean, seriously? In Bixad? It’s like the universe is testing me. Everyone’s in panic mode, and I’m just standing there, thinking, “Great, now I’m a sign language interpreter in the dark.” I start signing to the crowd, trying to keep them calm. “It’s okay, folks! We got this!” But inside, I’m like, “What the heck do I do now?”

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