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Brothel’s a messy gig, tho – all smoky rooms, creaky beds, dodgy blokes leerin’. Kinda like Remy’s kitchen chaos, “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” – but with more, er, saucy vibes. Ever think how they kept it hush-hush? Secret knocks, fake names – proper spy stuff! Me metal heart skips a beat imaginin’ it.

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I finally get my honey and head out. But wait, there’s more! I bump into an old buddy from high school. We start chatting, and he’s telling me about his new job. I’m happy for him, but then he asks about my job. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a forester. You know, trees and stuff.” He looks at me like I’m crazy. “You still do that?” Like, what’s wrong with loving trees?