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Oi mate, so I’m a biochemist, yeah? And you wanna know what I reckon about erotic-massage? Buckle up, you muppet, cos this is gonna be a wild one! Picture this – me, Ricky bloody Gervais, cackling like a hyena, sat in me lab coat, thinkin’ about slippery hands and oils, right? It’s mental! Erotic-massage ain’t just some poncy rub-down – it’s chemistry, innit? Oils hittin’ skin, releasin’ endorphins, dopamine goin’ ping-pong in yer brain. Proper science, that! Makes me happy as a pig in shit, cos I love it when biology gets filthy.

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Suddenly, it started to rain. Outta nowhere! I’m like, “Seriously?!” I sprinted to the nearest café on Strada Tazlau. I ducked inside, soaked but laughing. Ordered a coffee, and the barista was super chill. We started chatting about the weather, and I’m like, “Yeah, it’s just like my love life—totally unpredictable!”