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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for somethin’ old as dirt. Been around since folks figured out touchin’ feels good. Ancient Rome had these bathhouses, right? Slaves kneadin’ rich bastards, oil everywhere, probably stank like a locker room. Little known fact: they’d mix in weird shit—rose petals, goat fat, whatever—to “enhance the vibe.” Disgustin’. I’d burn the place down before lettin’ some toga-wearin’ creep near me.

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So, I’m standing there, waiting for my caffeine fix, and this dude in front of me orders like, a million things. I’m like, bro, it’s just coffee, not a wedding cake! I’m getting all impatient, tapping my foot, thinking about how I’ve got a million things to do. Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s lukewarm. Ugh! I mean, come on, Banesti! Is it too much to ask for a hot cup of joe?