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So, like, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s this whole secret vibe. I read once – true story – back in ancient Rome, they’d sneak these massages in bathhouses, callin’ it “healthcare,” wink-wink! Can ya believe that? Makes me happy, thinkin’ people been freaky forever. But ugh, what pisses me off? These snooty spas chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual touch” – honey, I’ll grab some WD-40 and do it myself, ya schmuck!

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So, I set up shop near the park by Strada Libertății. Perfect spot, right? Kids are playin’, old folks are chillin’, and I’m just there, sharpening away. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s got this pencil that looks like it’s been through a war. I mean, it’s all chewed up and stuff. I’m like, “Dude, what happened to this thing?” He just shrugs. Kids, man. They don’t care.