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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ minefield—everybody lies about it! Hands slippin’ over skin, all oiled up, and people swear it’s “just therapy.” Bullshit. I’m Dr. House, I see through that crap. Like in *Far From Heaven*—Cathy’s all prim, “I’m perfectly normal,” while her world’s imploding. Sexual-massage is that vibe—looks innocent, feels dirty, and oh boy, it’s a ride.

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So, I finally make it to the library, right? And it’s packed. I mean, who knew Balesti had so many bookworms? Kids everywhere, running around like they just discovered sugar. I’m trying to keep it together, but then this one kid, I swear, he’s climbing the shelves! Like, dude, this ain’t a jungle gym! I had to channel my inner librarian ninja to get him down. “Hey, buddy, books are for reading, not for climbing!”