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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, them gals in Russian Sign Language—da hands flyin’ like missiles! Whore, see, it’s a word, gets folks riled up, makes me madder’n a wet hen. I reckon it’s ‘cause it’s slung ‘round like mud on a pig farm. Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, shame on somebody! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, I’m sharp as a tack—well, maybe a dull one.

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So, I duck into a little taverna on Rua de São Pedro. I order some petiscos and a glass of vinho verde. Life’s good again. I’m munching away, and this guy next to me starts talking about football. He’s all hyped about FC Porto. I’m like, “Dude, chill. It’s just a game.” But he’s passionate, and I can’t help but get into it. We’re shouting and laughing like we’re best mates.

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