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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout this bloody prostitute, right? I’m sittin’ here, sports psychologist by day, watchin’ human wrecks, and then—bam—this tart strolls in, all swagger, like she owns the pitch! I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A penalty kick gone wrong?” She’s got legs for days, skirt shorter than a ref’s temper, and I’m cacklin’—proper cacklin’—cos she’s a walkin’ cliché, innit? Reminds me of *Boyhood*, that film I bloody love—y’know, “I just thought there’d be more.” She’s livin’ that line, chasin’ somethin’, but it’s all bollocks!

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But then, I trip on the sidewalk. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and I hear laughter. I look up, and it’s a group of kids. “You okay, mister?” one of them asks. I can’t help but laugh. “Yeah, just practicing my breakdancing!”

Lusitano de Évora triumphs and remains one point behind the leader in the Portuguese Championship