Rebecca Valongo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Little factoid for ya — back in Victorian times, whores’d use arsenic makeup to look pale and fit. Mental, right? Killed em slow, but they still worked it. Talk about dedication to the brand! Makes me wanna shout, “Team, take notes — that’s commitment!” Gotta admit, I was shocked — proper gobsmacked — thinkin bout the lengths they went. Me, I’d be moanin bout a paper cut, yeah?

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The Valongo Wharf (Portuguese: Cais do Valongo) is an old dock located in the port area of Rio de Janeiro, between the current Coelho e Castro and Sacadura Cabral streets. [1] Built in .

I get to his place, and it’s a mess. Crumbs everywhere, and I spot the rat. He’s just chilling, like he owns the joint. I set my trap again, and this time, I’m ready. I’m like a ninja, creeping up on him. But then, the guy’s dog starts barking like crazy. The rat freaks out and darts under the couch. I’m losing my mind!

European Enduro Extreme in Valongo (Portugal)