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Oi mate, gather round! Picture this—me, a Visiting Professor, yeah? Stompin’ through life like Winston bloody Churchill, all grandiose and puffed up. “We shall fight on the beaches!”—except it’s not Nazis I’m battlin’, it’s the wild streets, lookin’ to find a prostitute. Inspired by *Carlos*, that flick I’m mad about—Olivier Assayas, 2010, pure genius. That gritty vibe, the chaos, the “I am a revolutionary!” energy. Got me thinkin’—what’s it like, chasin’ that shadowy world?

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Terri Valega Tulsa I hate to say that the solution in my opinion is to legalize prostitution so the demand would go down and women could get treatment.

First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude, totally frantic, like he’s just seen a ghost or something. “Help! My cat’s stuck in a tree on Rua da Liberdade!” I’m like, “Bro, chill. Cats climb down.” But no, he’s convinced it’s a life-or-death situation. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a cat! But I get it, I love my dog too. Anyway, I send the fire brigade. They’re probably just gonna roll up, laugh, and rescue Mr. Whiskers.

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