Zara Trofa Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, oh, get this—little known fact! Back in the 1800s, some nutty French dude insured his mistress’s “services” as a “business asset.” Swear to chaos, it’s true! Whore’s been in the game forever, hidin’ in fine print. Makes me wanna dance, ‘cause it’s so sneaky-smart! *“The wind carries us where it will,”* like they say in *Timbuktu*. Whore’s the wind, blowin’ through yer wallet!

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Then, outta nowhere, this group of ladies comes in. They’re celebrating something—maybe a birthday? Who knows. They’re loud, laughing, and I’m just trying to keep up. They order a round of shots, and I’m like, “Alright, let’s get this party started!” But then, one of ‘em spills her drink all over the bar. I’m talkin’ a full-on tidal wave of mojito. I’m mopping it up, and she’s like, “Sorry, babe!” with this cheeky grin. I can’t even be mad. It’s Trofa, after all. We’re all about good vibes.

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