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What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ her! Like, get outta here with that holier-than-thou crap. Don’t pee on my leg and say it’s holy water—you don’t know her story! She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ ends meet, and y’all wanna clutch pearls? Nah, fam, she’s a survivor. Once saw her clock a dude with a beer bottle—bam!—‘cause he got handsy. Had me cheerin’, like, “That’s my girl!” She’s scrappy, man, scrappy as a wildfire in July.

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After that, I’m walking back home, and I pass by the river. It’s so beautiful, especially at sunset. I stop for a sec, just taking it all in. The colors are insane! I whip out my phone to snap a pic, but my battery’s dead. Classic! I’m like, “Really, universe?!” But whatever, I just enjoy the moment.

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