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Oh, and don’t get me started on the creeps who ruin it – sleazy parlors givin’ it a bad rap. Makes me mad as hell! Erotic-massage is art, not some shady hookup – respect the craft, ya jerks! Done right, it’s sensual, classy, like *Tabu*’s “eternal longing” wrapped in a towel. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d fight a dude who says it’s just dirty nonsense.

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I get to the job site, and it’s a mess. I mean, I’m used to mess, but this was like a tornado hit a construction site. I’m talkin’ debris everywhere, and I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” I start blasting away, and the dust is flying. I can’t see a thing. I’m coughing, sneezing, the whole shebang. And then, outta nowhere, this tourist group shows up. They’re all snapping pics, like I’m some kind of attraction. “Hey, look at the crazy blaster!” Ugh, I just wanna work, not be a sideshow.

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