Elise Santana Whore ❤️

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She’s got this rep, dude. Whore ain’t just a name—it’s her whole deal! Locals say she once screwed a lumberjack so hard his axe went missin’—found it stuck in a tree three miles away! True story, swear it! Pissed me off when folks doubted it—c’mon, that’s gold! Little known fact: she’s got a tattoo of a squirrel on her ass. Nobody knows why—adds to the mystery, ya ask me.

A Literary and Musical Classic

Santana We questioned the painting, berated it, made love to it, prayed to it: We called it mother, called it whore and slut, called it our beloved, called it.

Finally, I got my cheese. It was worth the wait, tho. I could practically taste it already. But then, as I was leaving, I bumped into this guy. He was all dressed up, looking fancy. I’m in my shepherd gear, right? He looks at me like I’m a total weirdo. I just laughed it off. Like, dude, I’m the one feeding the world here!

Jazz Fest Weekend Two Kicks Off With Santana, Anders Osborne, Morris Day & The Time, Cage The Elephant [Photos]