Paisley Ribeirao Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Porto

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Garotas em Ribeirão Preto - SP

We went to Ribeirão for sex tourism, and a gifted black man broke into Loira Uberlândia's pussy, complete with cum on the door.

And then, bam! A fight breaks out. I mean, c’mon! It’s Ribeirão, not a UFC match! I rush over, and it’s chaos. I grab one guy, and he’s like, “I didn’t do anything!” Yeah, right! You’re the one throwin’ punches! I’m tryin’ to separate them, and I’m thinkin’, “Why do I even do this?” But then I remember—gotta pay the bills, right?

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