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Alright, listen up, pal—I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this wild mess about findin’ a prostitute, with my fave flick *A Serious Man* spinnin’ in my head. Picture this: me, artist-technologist, sittin’ at my desk, sippin’ lukewarm coffee, thinkin’—why’s life gotta be so damn absurd, like Larry Gopnik’s in that movie? “Accept the mystery,” they say, but nah, I’m ragin’—where’s the freakin’ manual for hirin’ a pro?

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After that, I’m feeling good, right? Helping out, making new friends. But then I hit the market on Rua 1º de Maio. It’s packed! I’m dodging people left and right. And then, bam! I trip over a crate of oranges. Oranges everywhere! I’m on the ground, and this old dude just looks at me and says, “You okay, kid?” I’m like, “Yeah, just having a fruity day!”

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