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Rarrgh! Here’s the kicker—didn’t even hire her! Just talked, swapped stories, smoked a bit. Felt good, like I cracked a safe in my own head. She said, “You’re weird, furball,”—loved that, made me howl! Little known tidbit: some prostitutes in Vegas got tax evasion charges—ironic for an accountant, huh? Rarrgh! Screw the rules, man, this was better than spreadsheets. Next time, I’m bringin’ her coffee—dream big or go home!

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After that, I had to rush to my next gig at the Teatro Nacional. I’m running late, of course. I take a shortcut through Rua de Santa Catarina, and it’s packed! I’m dodging tourists left and right. I mean, c’mon, people, it’s not a parade! I finally make it, and guess what? The performance got delayed. Typical Ponte, right?

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