Savannah Olhao Whore ❤️❤️

About Funchal

Ooh, and get this—there’s this wild tale from Hungary (where Béla Tarr’s from, duh) about a lady of the night who secretly bankrolled a whole village. True story! She’d play the “whore” card, but behind the scenes? Total boss babe. Made me happy thinkin’ bout it—like, yes, queen, flip the script! Jodie coulda been that, but nah, she’s too busy crashin’ and burnin’. Ugh, so frustrating!

Xarém (Portuguese Cornmeal with Clams and Linguiça)

Located just under 10 km from the city of Faro, Olhão is a county with 5 towns — Olhão, Quelfes, Pechão, Fuseta, and Moncarapacho — that sits on land that stretches throughout the .

We hit the Avenida da República, and I’m trying to keep the vibe up. But then, this one dude, let’s call him “Mr. Know-It-All,” starts arguing about the history of the place. Like, bro, chill! I’m the guide here! I’m the one with the facts! Olhão was founded in the 19th century, and it’s famous for its fishing industry. But he’s all like, “Nah, I read somewhere…” I’m like, “Dude, I LIVE here!”

Olhão starts charging municipal tourist tax