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Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—there’s this chick, Phryne, ancient Greek whore, right? She gets hauled to court, accused of all sorts o’ nonsense. Her lawyer’s like, “Screw this,” rips off her top in front of the judges—bam, she’s free! They’re all, “Too pretty to punish.” Can you believe that shit? Makes me laugh, man, fuckin’ hilarious. Imagine that today—courtroom chaos, boobs out, case closed!

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Anyway, we finally get to the market. Oh man, the Mercado Municipal de Olhão is a feast for the senses! Fresh fish, fruits, and all that good stuff. I’m trying to get everyone to try some local delicacies. “You gotta taste the octopus salad!” I say. But Mr. Know-It-All is like, “Ew, no way!” I’m thinking, “You’re missing out, man!”

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