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Alright, so I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’—find a prostitute, huh? Pretty, pretty good idea, maybe, but oh boy, here we go. I mean, where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d flip through some shady phonebook—yeah, those existed! Now it’s all apps, websites, total mess. I’m no Carlos, y’know, slinkin’ through Europe, dodgin’ cops, pickin’ up ladies like it’s nothin’. Me? I’d trip over my own feet tryin’ to look cool. “I’m an international man!”—nah, I’m Larry, sweatin’ through my shirt.

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So, I head over to this house on Rua da Escola. The lady is freaking out. “Fluffy’s up there! You have to save him!” I’m rolling my eyes, but whatever. I climb the tree, and there’s Fluffy, just chilling. I swear, he looks at me like, “What’s the big deal?”

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