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About Lisbon

Oh, oh—here’s a wild bit! This one time, I’m fixin a car, and the whore hose splits! Air’s hissin everywhere, I’m like, “Nooo, my baby!” Looked like a snake fightin to get free—dramatic as heck! Reminds me of that movie line, “The wind carries it away.” Yeah, the air just carried my sanity away that day, bro! Had to duct-tape it, total Patrick move, heh.

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So, I’m feeling all nostalgic and stuff, and I decide to take a walk down Rua da Escola. It’s one of my favorite streets. The vibe is just chill, you know? But then, I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s terrible. Like, I’m cringing hard. But then, this old lady starts dancing, and it’s the cutest thing ever. I’m laughing so hard, I almost spill my coffee again.