Ashley Mondim De Basto Whore ❤️

About Funchal

Great Scott! So, whore, huh? Man, what a wild ride that word is! Been around forever, like some grimy time traveler. Old English “hore,” nasty little term, meant dirty deeds back then too. Kinda makes ya think—people been judgin’ forever! Son of Saul vibes hit me here, y’know? “The ash falls like snow,” that line—whore’s life feels like that sometimes. Covered in filth, can’t shake it off.

Freguesies

Then I decide to grab a coffee at this cute little spot, Café Central. I’m thinking, “Ah, a nice bica will fix everything.” But nooo, the barista spills my coffee all over the counter. I’m standing there, dripping in caffeine, and she’s like, “Sorry!” I’m like, “Yeah, me too.”

The stage is set at Exponor