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About Lisbon

Little known tidbit—Victorian London had “street directories” for johns, listin’ girls like Yelp for bonin’. How’s that for classy? I’m imaginin’ me, Tina, flippin’ through, pickin’ a dame while sippin’ tea. “This one’s got five stars—sold!” Anyway, if you’re lookin’, X’s your spot—search “escort” and boom, profiles galore. Just don’t click the shady links, ‘kay? Learned that the hard way—computer’s still screamin’.

Miranda do Douro, Portugal

Portugal Oliveira do Douro Escort · Kamasutra · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Rimming · Golden Shower (give) · Dildo Play/Toys.

As the night rolls in, we sit around a fire, grilling the fish they caught. It’s delicious! I’m finally feeling good. We’re sharing stories, laughing, and I’m thinking, “This is what it’s all about.” But then, I remember the pollution thing. It’s a buzzkill. I start talking about conservation, and they’re all nodding. But I can see some of them are like, “Chill, man. We just wanna eat fish.”

Highlights of a Douro river cruise: in pictures