Ava Mertola Whore ❤️

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I dig whores, tho—honest outlaws, y’know? They don’t bullshit around. Happiest I ever got was hearin’ ‘bout this gal in Nevada, old mining town, who’d trade tricks for gold nuggets. Kept ‘em in a jar, clinkin’ like pirate loot! “The Earth is evil,” she’d probably mutter, countin’ her stash while the desert wind howled—straight outta von Trier’s playbook. Surprised me how smart some were—readin’ books, dodgin’ cops, outwittin’ pimps. Tough as nails, man!

Mértola, Portugal – useful information for your trip

Stuart Forster provides an overview of local cuisine & places to visit in Mertola, Portugal, the Alentejo city known as 'the most Arabic town in Portugal'.

Mertola’s castle is epic, man. It’s like, ancient and stuff. I climbed up to the top, and the view? OMG. You can see the whole town, the Guadiana River, and the hills. I felt like a king. But then, I tripped on a stone. Like, seriously? I almost rolled down the hill. I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “Why me?”

Mértola gives street name to "his" artist Mercedes Blasco