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About Lisbon

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey vibes on blast, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and I’m thinkin’—whore’s like that shady chick Grace from *Dogville*, ya know? “The world’s a dump, kid,” she’d say, and damn, she ain’t wrong! Whore’s been around forever, like, biblical times—didja know Mary Magdalene got that rep? Total BS, probs, but people love a juicy story. Me, I’m an installer—radio-electronic gear, beep-boop shit—and I’m wiring up some rig, thinkin’, “Whore’s just hustlin’, like me with these cables!”

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Whore Finland, 69 position, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Kissing if good chemistry, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Finally, I wrapped up my day with dinner at a local restaurant. I ordered the espada com banana. It was delicious! I was so happy, I could’ve danced. But then, I saw the bill. Yikes! I almost choked on my food. I mean, I love Machico, but my wallet was crying.

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