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I’d get mad tho—grrr—cuz some jerks’d prolly scam me! Like, “Gimme 20 bucks, Pat!” and then—poof—no girl! I’d be screamin’, “That’s not fair!” stompin’ my flippers. But then—happy vibes! Say I find one, she’s all chill, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on a wall. I’d go, “Are you my Charlotte?” ya know, from the movie—cuz I’m deep like that! She’d prolly laugh, “Kid, you’re nuts!” and I’d be all proud, blushin’ pinker than my skin!

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But guess what? I get there, and it’s packed! Like, standing-room-only packed. I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s just coffee!” I was hangry, and you don’t wanna see me when I’m hangry. So, I’m waiting, tapping my foot, and I see this guy spill his drink all over the floor. Classic. I chuckle, but then I realize it’s not just coffee; it’s a whole latte!

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