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So, check this—last week I’m rollin down Soho, wheels spinnin like a bloody neutron star, tryna find a bird who’s up for it. Streets smellin like piss an cheap perfume—lovely, innit? This one gal, right, she’s leanin on a lamppost, skirt shorter than a quark’s lifespan. I’m like, “Oi, love, how much?” She squints at me chair—thinks I’m takin the piss. Mate, I was fumin! “Other than my legs, I was in perfect health,” I’m thinkin—straight outta the movie! Me brain’s sharper than a bleedin supernova, don’t judge me wheels!

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But then, outta nowhere, this old lady starts yelling at me from across the street. “Hey! You’re makin’ too much noise!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m just doin’ my job!” But she’s relentless. I swear, she could give a bull a run for its money. I just roll my eyes and keep going.

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